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Water is for Cowards

Schools and sports are so very definitely healthy for you

Vol. I · No. 1 Saturday, October 31, 2026 Price: Free (Water Extra)

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Professor Puzzled Why a Sport That Teaches Obedience Belongs at an Institution That Teaches Obedience

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